I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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