i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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