I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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