Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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