well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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