Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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