Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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