I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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