Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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