I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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