problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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