my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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