You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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