You're my little dorito
Can i not drive my cunt home
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
BRING THE BAGELS
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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