Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's just like the Real World with babies
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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