your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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