Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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