So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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