We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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