So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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