I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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