Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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