her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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