how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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