I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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