RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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