I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My feet surprised me
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