I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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