I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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