Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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