Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
