i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
