saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Pants are for mortals
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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