You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
