I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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