But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
