There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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