The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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