you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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