Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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