the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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