I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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