I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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