I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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