Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Do plants get herpes?
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