im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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