dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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