Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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