We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Come on in and take your pants off
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