Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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