VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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