I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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