i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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