I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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