Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Congratulations! We have a period
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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