and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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